"Jonathan Johnquarious the 5th", also known as "John-John" was a simple, loving father. He worked at the worlds only table manufacturer, AZSTAL CORPORATION, and took care of his wife and kid in their home in the state of Washingtanadaho.
"AZSTAL - WE MAKE TABLES!" residing in the myserious Ohio Void, the evil Azstal corporation has taken John-Johns family hostage!
With the help of some local Biffalo Buffs fans, and "Garry, keeper of the time cube", John-John must venture into the Ohio Void where AZSTAL CORPORATION resides, and rescue his family from the clutches of the evil table company!